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'Wanted Poster' Love Certificate
This certificate is just adorable and oh, so clever! Appearing to be a Wanted Poster, it accuses your spouse of being the infamous
(Chalk Photo) with name of villian beneath:
_____________________ (name of person wanted)
AKA. 'The Million-Dollar Kisser'
This infamous criminal (who has eluded the authorities for many, many years), has the
notorious reputation of giving the most incredibly delicious and sensual kisses that leave
the victim defenseless against further attacks.
Do NOT try to subdue this criminal single-handedly. This hardcore felon is armed
and dangerous with the most powerful and potent kisses that hve the ability to render
the victim helpless to fend off further sensual and sexual advances.
For your own safety, follow prescribed course of action in the presence of this person:
Just take your kiss like the love-whipped puppy you are!
Posted by: ______________ (name of giver), Captain of the 'Marital Love Police'
This is such a cute, sexy way to let your spouse know you love his/her kisses and will accept as many as he/she will give you!
PERSONALIZED AND EMAILED (PDF FORMAT), USUALLY
WITHIN 30 MINUTES TO ONE HOUR.
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Note: All prices in US Dollars